Date: Thu, 30 Apr 2009 15:51:35 -0400 From: John Bonitz Subject: FUNNY FICTION Re: liquor by the drink Dear Neighbors, I awoke this morning to a piece of Chatlist fiction that was at first shocking, then quite funny! Perhaps others read the salacious ‘news’ of a New Jersey companyContinue Reading

Date: Thu, 30 Apr 2009 14:41:29 -0400 From: julia kennedy Subject: Re: Non-existant Gentlemens Club Re: Non-existant Gentlemens Club Although deserving points for creative writing, the author of this “Press Release” is obviously using a ridiculous idea to lend credence to the No LBD movement by tapping into public fearsContinue Reading

Date: Thu, 30 Apr 2009 13:46:59 -0400 From: “warthur2” Subject: Bogus “Gentleman’s Club” press release The “press release” in the April 30 chatlist about a “gentlemen’s club” opening in Chatham County if liquor-by-the-drink passes is bogus. First, there is no Tony’s Cabaret listed in Lodi, New Jersey, where the establishmentContinue Reading

Date: Thu, 30 Apr 2009 14:35:42 +0000 From: BynumNC Subject: This is totally hilarious. This is totally hilarious.  Whoever “Anna Lyst” is, he or she is a true comedian.  Thanks for sending!  I loved the part about the “eco-friendly off-street parking”.  And the “managing partner”, Silvio Dante, is a characterContinue Reading

Date: Thu, 30 Apr 2009 09:40:30 EDT From: Kathie Russell Subject: Analyst Humor I get it, AnnaLyst – it’s a joke.  Racist and sexist and lame,  but a joke nonetheless. Nice Chatham County touch with the digs about “eco  friendly” and “hybrid Escalade,”  and even a jab at the PlentyContinue Reading

Date: Thu, 30 Apr 2009 09:11:09 -0400 From: CrYpTiK Subject: Anti-Capitalist Chatham Residents Shoot Selves In Collective Feet Mixed beverage/liquor by the drink/”LBD” or whatever other name you call it…no one’s making you drink ’em.  The topic has been hashed out numerous times on the Chatlist as well as theContinue Reading

Date: Thu, 30 Apr 2009 05:44:58 -0700 (PDT) From: “Dr. Jacqulyn Nygren” Subject: PITTSBORO COMMUNITY BLOOD DRIVE Join us on Cinco de Mayo from 11:00AM until 3:30 PM!  Local businesses in Bellemont Station will be teaming with the American Red Cross to hold the Pittsboro Community Blood Drive.  The needContinue Reading

Date: Thu, 30 Apr 2009 08:04:31 -0400 From: Lesley Landis Subject: A New All-time Low The latest low point (a new all-time low?) for meaningful political discourse in Chatham County has been reached. The mock post from a fear-monger named “Ana-Lyst” containing a double entendre-filled press release about a gentlemen’sContinue Reading

Date: Wed, 29 Apr 2009 19:27:27 -0400 From: Debbie Roos Subject: Local farmer featured in N&O! The News and Observer featured local farmer Chris Stonehouse of Mustard Seed Gardens on the front page if their Life section today. You can see the article at http://www.newsobserver.com/lifestyles/food_fitness/story/1504941.html Chris sells at the PittsboroContinue Reading