Jesus is my mechanic/waiter/clerk/landscaper/politician/produce manager

I just want to chime in with my unsolicited and unverifiable 2 cents:

I, too, used to have trouble with humans and their “errors,” until I signed on with Jesus Christ Our Lord for all my customer service needs. He always knows what I need, whether it’s tires or a second appetizer or collards that aren’t already wilted, and He never gets it wrong!

My ONLY trouble with Him is that He often goes on and on and on about forgiveness and love,  and gets disappointed with me when I talk others down.