Contraptions made by the ACME company do not work against coyotes

Date: Mon, 31 Oct 2011 11:00:08 -0400
From: Tommy and Cindy Edwards
Subject: contraptions made by the ACME company

Steve Smith’s suggestion to get rid of coyotes by giving them contraptions made by the ACME company is a great one. But while that may produce good results, it seems that no matter how  battered, bruised, burned, or befuddled the coyote is, he always returns to make mischief again