Reactions to giving away free diamond rings in downtown Pittsboro

Date: Wed, 5 Oct 2011 10:49:22 -0400
From: Richard D. Allen, Esq.
Subject: Re: local businesses in Pittsboro

At this point I am beginning to think that if someone started giving away free diamond rings in downtown Pittsboro, the Internet reaction would be something like this:

“My ring was a size too large.”
“I was hoping for a princess cut, but they were all out.”
“The sparkle hurt my eyes.”

Richard D. Allen
Durham, NC