Date: Thu, 05 May 2011 22:29:02 +0000
From: freedom1
Subject: Latte Respect Needed
Though I understand how some people might fear them, espresso vans play a vital role in our Chatham County ecosystem. They should be allowed to live among us, not banished due to narrow prejudices against creatures that sometimes hum a bit loudly or belch an occasional tiny propane cloud. (By the way, I’m told that if you carefully place an espresso van near an electrical outlet–its preferred food source–the humming and belching will cease.)
So, leave ’em alone–along with spiders, loons, those Italian lice I’ve been hearing about, and all the other critters that enrich our Chatham landscape! (Not Ukrainians. You have to draw the line somewhere.)
Steve Smith