Date: Fri, 6 May 2016 07:48:36 -0400
From: Joe
Subject: Here’s what Chatham liberals believe about transgender bathrooms
Here’s some of what our Chatham County liberals believe:
- Because Johnny thinks he’s a girl, he should use the same locker room at school that Betty Sue and all the other girls use. He should be able to watch them take off their clothes and use the shower, and he should be able to walk around in front of them without any clothes on. It doesn’t matter whether Johnny and the girls are six or sixteen years old. If Betty Sue’s mom or dad doesn’t like it, too bad for them. They’re evil or stupid.
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Same thing when Johnny goes off to college. What’s more, he should share a dorm room with girls. If they don’t like it, too bad for them. They’re evil or stupid.
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When Johnny grows up and gets a job, John’s boss has to let him use the women’s restroom. He can’t be asked to use a single-stall room instead. That would be so mean. If the women who work with him don’t like it, too bad for them. They’re evil or stupid.
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John should be able to use the women’s restrooms and showers wherever he is. So what that an open door for John means an open door for any guy who wants to lurk? All we care about is John and folks like him. No one else matters. Anyone who disagrees is evil or stupid.
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We have to say that John is a woman because he says he’s a woman. A woman with male genes and organs, yes. But things like biology don’t count. All that counts is what John thinks. So he should be called “she.” Anyone who disagrees is evil or stupid.
Sorry Chatham liberals, truth to power. This is what you appear like to the rest of world outside your little echo chamber. But you won’t acknowledge it as the truth. After all, you just think we’re all evil or stupid. 🙂
Joe.