Date: Thu, 28 Aug 2014 21:58:33 -0400 (EDT)
From: Ken Warren
Subject: Summer 2014 Crop of WalMartians
Seeing eye goat? Or looking for a wedding dress
M&M dispenser? (think about it)
Houston, we have a problem
Can you tie em’ in a knot? Or flip over your shoulders
Open for bidnezz
Assaconda?
OK then
Drag’m Grandma
YOU WANT SOME OF THIS…Don’t You?
YEHTI IN DRAG?
Couple of players… Chillin’ with a hot babe in the frozen food aisle
I smell romance
Checking out the six-pack…oh, sorry it’s a full case
DORA DA Explorer in 70 yrs…check out the tats, one from every country
Slip slidin’ away
Just stopped by after Ballet
Say it loud ….say it proud
Shock and awe, anyone?
Rock on, lil’ redneck – ridin’ and shootin’ atop a LOT of beer!
Ever wonder where Walmartians sleep?
Butt’ butt’ oh, never mind!
Dang…… Barbie got old!
OK, so you were an underwear model, but that was 40 years ago!
Took the words right outta my mouth! WOW what a wedgie.
SCHRUNCHIE TOTEM?
“My feets a killen me!”…Removal may be a job for the HEAVY URBAN RESCUE TEAM.
“HOW THE HELL DID SHE GET IN THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE!”
IN GOD WE TRUST