Carpetbagger Chaos
On Tuesday, July 26, 2016 1:10 PM,
Custer Greenberry wrote:
Am I the only one who has had enough of these high falutin’ possum hat wearing consarned carpetbaggers!! In my day, if we saw a carpetbagger out during the day we’d pack him up in his greasy ratsatchel and have him riding out of town on the first mail truck to the Territories! Quicker than you could say “Consarned cityslickin cackleberry suckin Cattywampus!” Chatham County is goin ta hell in a carpetbag. My grandpappy Cuthbert Greenberry didn’t spend the better part of his life keeping whistlepig puddin with fixins on his family’s table so that he could grow up to see his grandson gallivantin’ around in a car run on olive oil with a bunch of cussed Yankee Polecats!! If you feel like I do – sick and tired of being overrun by these dangumbed pajama pant wearing hippie rascals – send me an email at chathamcarpetbagcoalition@
Custer J. Greenberry