On the Chatham Chatlist: We chat about chatting

Date: Mon, 05 Oct 2015 11:54:40 -0400
From: “N.A. Booko”
Subject: Chatting

The Chatham Chatlist: We chat about chatting. We chat about those who  have chatted, should have chatted and those that won’t chat.

Some chats have ratted on chatters. Many chats don’t end with chatting but go on to be chat-less argue-chats. Boring chats, lively chats, little chats,  big chats. What-in- the- world do you mean chats? You expect anyone to swallow that chats. I saw a bird, bug, beagle chat.   How dare you,  how could you, why should you, how do you chats.

Chats that are useful, useless, meaningful, meaningless, morbid, moaning, groaning, crying, sighing,  even some about the art of frying. Instructions,  deductions, constructions, hopefully no abductions – Graduations, salutations, evaluations, invitations. Some chats are presentable, preventable, unprintable,unforgivable. Other chats imply, impose, employ, dish the dirt, sling the mud, berate the great, clean the slate, open the gate or irritate your mate.

I’m just saying . . .

N.A. Booko

” . . . But on the other hand, you have different fingers . .”